they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
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the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12
r u serious
NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY
jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh
this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.
Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan is the one who isn’t killing or harming animals just because “They taste good.”
Found the vegan.
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SOOOOOO what I did yesterday and a little bit of today, just because why not, I printed out some pictures of the characters from Homestuck (just the kids and trolls, I wasn’t sure if the ancestors and things would scare them or not) and took them with me to the class I’m an assistant in. This is a class of twenty-four 4-5 year olds and I asked them to tell me what they thought/liked about the characters I showed them and was actually really surprised with what they had to say about each of them. I only corrected them about genders and that no, the troll’s horns were not candy corn, and yes they had arms, but otherwise let them run free.
They were able to pick up a lot from just little pictures. It was also kind of funny to see their reactions, I kind of wish I could have filmed it. They liked the characters with the most colors, so characters like Nepeta, Eridan and Feferi were really popular. Anyways, they all had a lot to say and so it was kind of hard to write everything down, but here are some of the main gems everyone seemed to agree on.
…Damn that one little girl liked Gamzee so much she wanted to keep the picture I was dying.
she likes jello. you can tell
oh my god these are so cute
How did they get eridan so spot-on omg
The little girl has a crush on Gamzee OMG
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- customer: which is better, the cinnamon dolce latte or the vanilla?
- me: well i really like the cinnamon dolce.
- customer: mmhmm....what does it taste like?
- me: well it's sweet...and cinnamon-y? it kinda reminds me of snickerdoodles and rice pudding with cinnamon....
- customer: mmhmm....i like cinnamon....what's a dolce taste like?
- me: um....?
- customer: well it's cinnamon dolce, why not call it a cinnamon latte? what makes dolce so different?
- me: um....?
- customer: what's a dolce??
- me: i....???
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
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My names Breanna. I play trumpet. I love puns. I cant really do anything amazing but I will try my best to make you smile c:
