When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level
*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this
Gentle reminder that we all make dumb mistakes. Take a picture, laugh at yourself, and try to salvage your kitchen before the fires spread.
my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water
That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of
r u calling me fat
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